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An Irish Lass returns home after 5 years away and her dad is Furious.
He screams, "Where the heck have you been??!"
"Well daddy, I became a prostitute."
"WHAT?" He yelled. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! You've shamed your family!!"
she sobs, "OK daddy, but before I go,
here are keys to a brand new Porsche for you,
a diamond necklace for mum, and a check for $250,000.
"WHAT? where did all this come from?"
he asks.
"I told you, I became a prostitute."
"A prostitute??" he says...
"Come here and give yer daddy a big hug...
I thought you said 'a PROTESTANT'."
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Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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